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The Jeweler

The Jeweler is a try-hard villain hailing from the Yorkadelphia Diamond District. His power is to be able to create Jewels and gems from materials of the same color! His powers are seen as a total embarrassment by his peers. He was never really able to hit his stride as an evil doer and get the recognition (he believes he deserves) as a force to be recon with from the top tier heroes, The Octarches! The Jeweler has always seen himself as an A-Class Villain to run with the likes of Boss Fight and the Four Seasons, but continually out matched in crime and fighting prowess by fellow lower tier Villains such as Centhorse and Vlad the Impala.  The Jeweler is a regular attendee of the Vigilante Anonymous Gatherings, which he is one of the few attendees that would benefit the most from these meetings, however his own hubris prevents him from gaining any sort of meaningful takeaways.  Civic Duty often tasked with stopping the moderate (to very little amount of) damage that is caused by his villainy, with total ease this makes a complex relationship between these two unlikely friends.

Alignment: Evil

Team: Rogue Villian, Vigilante Anonymous Attendee

Powers:  Extra Gemification

Quotes: “Weird. (uncomfortably long pause) well roll out of here dude, I have to learn how to pee again” (Issue #4)

First Appearance: Issue #1 Civic Unrest

Featured In: Issue #1 Civic Unrest,Issue #2 More Than A Name, Issue #3 That Crippling Feeling, Issue #4 Cheap Sunglasses, Issue #5 Doughnut Run The Jewels Fast, Issue #10 Take me to your Feeler, Issue #12 Nobody Puts Stage Fright in the Corner