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Stage Fright

The late twenties Extra born in Yorkadelphia City, blessed with the might to lift a building with ease, the speed to run across water with out sinking, the intelligence to disarm an atom bomb, the hearing and sight a god would be jealous of and lastly the pure destruction of a powerful green laser (that emanates from his eyes). But all this power comes at a price for all this godly power Stage Fright is cursed with a crippling social anxiety disorder. Making it nearly impossible for him to make appearances in public and get the well deserved credit he deserves for countlessly saving Yorkadelphia City.

Due to his immense power, against his wishes, he is the leader of the mighty Octarches, an assemblance of Extras that protects Fair city from the dasterdly plots of Extra-Villians such as Centhorse and Jeweler, and squares off in Epic battles with the Villainous Four Seasons. He feels consistently underappreciated for selflessly playing the role of hero a role he is not comfortable in and does not want, Stage Fright simply wants to; drink tea, hole up, occasionally bowl, play some Civ and be left alone.

Alignment: Good

Team: The Octarches

Powers: Extra Strength, Extra Speed, Extra Sight, Extra Hearing, Extra Intelligence, Laser Eyes

Quotes: “I’ve had two teas today. No water, no ice, no sweetener. It’s three things.” (Issue #3)

First Appearance: Issue #2 More Than a Name

Featured In: Issue #3 That Cripiling Feeling, Issue #6 Handy Capable, Issue #8 She’s Got A Way, Issue #9 Take Me To Your Feeler

 


Constellation

 

In the prime of her life Constellation is a early twenties powerhouse. She grew up on the hard streets Las Troit as a kid and later moved to the even rougher City of Chicomptown with her family. From a working class family who started with little and then quickly grew to riches upon moving to Chicomptown. Never straying from a goodtime Constellation matured quickly and found the devastating range of her abilities. With the power to animate constellations into real world giant representations of them, people of Chicomptown and later realized that the mere threat of using her powers was often a power great enough.

As a young adult she fled from her family to the great land of riches and opportunity “Yorkadelphia City”. Through threats of violence and verbal and mental abuse Constellation was soon induced to the Octarches the most powerful Extra team ever known. Quickly rising through the ranks she currently is the second most powerful Octarch, second only to their leader Stage Fright. She is the only Octarch to have a sidekick (Horoscope), which she uses as a verbal, emotional, and mental abuse punching bag. Additionally she use’s this same form of bullying (and ironic flirtation) to prop Captain Comet as her puppet to have the control of the Octarches in the palm of her hand with none of the side effects of being a bigger target as leader of the Octarches.

Alignment: Good

Team: The Octarches

Powers: Extra Agility, Extra Manipulation, Animating Constellations

Quotes: “You want to know why he’s a bitch, because he was born a bitch.” (Issue #7)

First Appearance: Issue #2 More than a Name

Featured In: Issue #2 More than a Name, Issue #4 Cheap Sunglasses, Issue #7 Alvin and the Octarches, Issue #9 More than a Man Less than a Horse, Issue #10 Take me to Your Feeler, Issue #11 Three Finger Death Punch


Captain Comet

Privileged Man-Child, Captain Comet, has not had a hard life born from two well off parents he skated by in his early life, and still does, off his parents money never really having to do anything for him self rendering him quite the dependent dullard. He impulsively decided to buy his way into the Octarches by leveraging his father’s “Science Dorks” to make him an Extra. Although this was a seemingly impossible task, somehow they were able to bless Captain Comet with the mighty Extra ability to hail comets from the heavens with the guide of his finger.

Nearby Comets in short supply Captain Comet ordered his “Science Dorks” to fix the problem of a short supply of Comets, which lead them to bring a plethora of Comets in to the Earths orbit, raising concern among the science community and citizens alike doubting his ability and fear his lack of consideration of the public will be their downfall.

Alignment: Good

Team: The Octarches

Powers: Guides Comets with the point of his Finger

Quotes: “I just like hitting stuff with you know space fire ice rocks” (Issue #4)

First Appearance: Issue #2 More Than a Name

Featured In: Issue #2 More than a Name, Issue #4 Cheap Sunglasses, Issue #7 Alvin and the Octarches, Issue #9 More than a Man Less than a Horse, Issue #10 Take me to Your Feeler, Issue #11 Three Finger Death Punch


Knockout

Experienced boxer turned demon Knockout has lived a hard life. He was born and raised in the seedy Chicomptown with his brother Blackout. Quickly becoming a staple of the amateur boxing circuit with the assistance of his Father. Although Knockout looked up to his brother Blackout while the relationship between Knockout and their father resulted in Blackout being distant. Until that one terrible night where Knockout was decapitated in a horrible car crash only to be found by a demonic parasite which spawened a hellspawn body to his detatched neck and head creating the man-thing you see before you Knockout.

Member of the Octarches and most well known for his freakish strength when knocked out he has become a staple for dealing with tough big baddies that need an extra serving of walloping.

Alignment: Good

Team: The Octarches

Powers: Demon Possessed Strength

Quotes: “Hey man, Rush Hour wasn’t that bad either.” (Issue #9)

First Appearance: Issue #2 More Than a Name

Featured In: Issue #2 More than a Name, Issue #4 Cheap Sunglasses, Issue #7 Alvin and the Octarches, Issue #9 More than a Man Less than a Horse, Issue #10 Take me to Your Feeler, Issue #11 Three Finger Death Punch


The Racist

Son of the Tusca-Irmingham small town hero ‘Ol Racer. His small-town pride runs through his veins, reacting emotionally to anyone challenging his humble beginnings. The Racist may not be “word smart” but his split second decision making is legendary, this paired with his blistering physical speed makes for a powerful combatant. After discovering his power and retiring from race car driving he was selected by the Octarches as a replacement for a fallen comrade. Although often made fun of for his name and highly gullible country-bumpkin charm, he is a valuable asset to the Octarches.

Alignment: Good

Team: The Octarches

Powers: Non-Racist Type Speed

Quotes: I DIDN’T FUCKING CHOOSE THAT NAME! YOU all wrote it down FOR ME!” (Issue #7)

First Appearance: Issue #2 More Than a Name

Featured In: Issue #2 More than a Name, Issue #4 Cheap Sunglasses, Issue #7 Alvin and the Octarches, Issue #9 More than a Man Less than a Horse, Issue #10 Take me to Your Feeler, Issue #11 Three Finger Death Punch


Glu Kong

Hailing from the affluent Yorkadelphia City’s Asia town training martial arts at a young age as an outlet for physical prowess. As his training progressed so did his natural power. “Hit hard tissue with soft” and his body adjusted ensuring that every rib he punched was matched with a jelly like fist, or a body shot matched with a foot as hard as an anvil. Glu Kong’s agility and power per pound has earned him his spot on the mighty octarches. His level headedness and battle strategy has kept the Octarches only in battles they know they can win.

Alignment: Good

Team: The Octarches

Powers: Non-Newtonian Skin

Quotes: “No, It’s okay. I understand. Solidarity. I loved Cradle 2 the Grave.” (Issue #9)

First Appearance: Issue #2 More Than a Name

Featured In: Issue #2 More than a Name, Issue #4 Cheap Sunglasses, Issue #7 Alvin and the Octarches, Issue #9 More than a Man Less than a Horse, Issue #10 Take me to Your Feeler, Issue #11 Three Finger Death Punch


Dr. Little

Dr. Little was a once well-renowned intellectual in Yorkadelphia City. However due to some suspicious circumstances was disgraced and stripped of his Phd and title as Head of Zoology at the well esteemed Yarvard U in Yorkadelphia City. Since his setbacks he since started working with his brother as a zoo keeper in the Yorkadelphia Zoo. His fall from grace has left him jealous and at war with his brother turned boss Dr. Too, to which he was also mysteriously barred from. All Dr. Little’s bad luck was finally met with a blessing a strange power to be able to speak to animals, a power that when used with his brother gives them the power to control animals, which has caused both Dr. Too & Little to be inducted into The Octarches.

Alignment: Good

Team: The Octarches

Powers: Extra Ability to Communicate at animals

Quotes: “Yeah it’s too confusing when you address us as the same person” (Issue #7)

First Appearance: Issue #2 More Than a Name

Featured In: Issue #2 More than a Name, Issue #4 Cheap Sunglasses, Issue #7 Alvin and the Octarches, Issue #9 More than a Man Less than a Horse, Issue #10 Take me to Your Feeler, Issue #11 Three Finger Death Punch


Dr. Little

Once the lead Zoologist at Yorkadelphia Zoo after a life filled with his affinity with animals. Now Dr. Too uses his extra ability as a member of the Octarches. Dr. Too can understand language of animals and interpret them to English. Dr. Too’s brother Dr. Little always more accredited then Dr. Too has driven a wedge between them, but after Dr. Little’s mysterious barring from the Zoo, the two have a working relationship as member’s of the Octarches.

Alignment: Good

Team: The Octarches

Powers: Extra Ability to understand animals

Quotes: “ ” (Issue #10)

First Appearance: Issue #2 More Than a Name

Featured In: Issue #2 More than a Name, Issue #4 Cheap Sunglasses, Issue #7 Alvin and the Octarches, Issue #9 More than a Man Less than a Horse, Issue #10 Take me to Your Feeler, Issue #11 Three Finger Death Punch